Mr. Schultz, my fearless dachshund, who has been known to chase after and scare off dogs 7 times his size, has developed respect for the guineas. Mr. Cuteypants is the lavender/light gray guinea, and the Pearl is the larger one that's in charge. We think the Pearl might be a male, and we are pretty sure Mr. Cuteypants, so named by my 6 year old, is a female. If you'd like to hear the squawking of an alarmed guinea,
here it is.